December 2009
1 post
Dec 10th
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November 2009
3 posts
Nov 2nd
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Nov 2nd
Nov 2nd
October 2009
2 posts
Oct 15th
1,936 notes
Pirate English.
ET: Your land there ah, very small, and also very shiny.
Joy: Thankyout.
ET: When you sign the merger, sabah must join! (clapclap)
Joy: Don't let brunei stop them, or indo-ni-esia, you better sign the merger, the merger the merger~
ET: Must sign the merge treaty, or commies come 杀你
Joy: Take over your country, your country your country
ET: 60 percent malay, 40 percent chinese. Very tasty.
Joy: We don't compromise on equality one.
ET: Or you want to try my malay merger. 4 for 1 country.
Joy: Made from best-grade racists. Yummy.
Oct 12th
September 2009
9 posts
Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
44 notes
Sep 15th
2,874 notes
“War doesn’t determine who’s right - only who’s left.”
– Bertrand Russell
Sep 10th
Sep 9th
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Sep 8th
Sep 8th
Sep 1st
“Running back through the fire when there’s nothing left to save.”
– James Morrison
Sep 1st
August 2009
10 posts
Aug 31st
My heart will go on,
Ohkay no pictures today. I felt like taking one of her when she was listening to Rae-Ann playing one of her favourite songs. She looked so… Peaceful? I dunno. And every five seconds she opened the door and asked her to keep playing. “You can have your pain. I’ll keep my sentiments.” She made me pinky-promise not to do it again. In exchange for my penknife. Okay, more...
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Aug 24th
你洗你的身体时也要洗你的手!
elizabethtanl: 你洗你的身体也要洗你的手!(拍手,拍手) 你洗你的身体也要洗你的手! 你不想得到猪病
或有别人传给你
你,你应该洗身体,洗身体, 洗身体!
Joyyyyy,: H一N一,决对不好玩,
elizabethtanl: 小心去哪里
墨西哥或美国
Joyyyyy,: 如果你有热度,
那就说你发烧,
Joyyyyy,: 别只吃蜂蜜,这病不好笑
elizabethtanl: 现在应该穿mask吗?你难道忘了SARS?
Joyyyyy,: 不管什么天气,要带温度计,放它在腋窝或下面...
Aug 24th
Aug 18th
Aug 18th
C.O.P.E.S.
elizabethtanl: copyright our papers' excelling scores.
Junior Jellybean! XABIIIIII. D: : haha. clumps of peeling extra sludge.
Junior Jellybean! XABIIIIII. D: : creepy office pwns early swift. (swift the bird.)
elizabethtanl: comb orange potato elephant sacks?!
Junior Jellybean! XABIIIIII. D: : HAHA
elizabethtanl: dat one no sense
Junior Jellybean! XABIIIIII. D: : chicken oreo packet, eww sucky.
elizabethtanl: NICE ONE
Junior Jellybean! XABIIIIII. D: : clean order places entrails straightly.
elizabethtanl: WOW
elizabethtanl: i'm doing my math homework
Junior Jellybean! XABIIIIII. D: : clod of pleasing escargot sticks
Aug 5th
Aug 5th